Question Unity Crashing Due to Layout

Hi all. I've been trying to fix this bug for a while but nothing is working for some reason. My editor keeps crashing on startup. The weird thing is that the crash exists in the following conditions:

- Any Unity 2023.X version
- After uninstalling/reinstalling editor
- After uninstalling/reinstalling Unity Hub
- After deleting my project's UserSettings and Library folder
- After creating a brand new project

I've even gone as far as to absolutely delete Unity from my computer and reinstall it; the problem persists. It's like there's some curse on my MacBook or something that's causing it.

Here is my Editor.log:
https://hatebin.com/kkdvqamyqq

I think the problem has something to do with default-2023.dwlt. Please help if you can, I have no idea what's going on.

EDIT: I've uninstalled Unity Hub and then opened the project with the standalone editor and it didn't crash. However, I need to sign in (which you cannot do without Unity Hub) so that I can activate my education license.

EDIT 2: Ok something really weird is happening:

Reinstalled Unity Hub
Reopened my project (didn't crash, loaded fine)
Closed Project
Added my serial key for my Education license
Reopened my project (crashed instantly after loading)
Removed Education license and added a regular Personal one
Reopened my project (still crashed instantly after loading)

literally have no clue what is going on. might factory reset my MacBook