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The video game name generator

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Meltdown, Aug 5, 2011.

  1. Jaimi

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    "Michael Jackson's Farm from Hell"...

    Oh no! Think of the poor children! :)
     
  2. tatoforever

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    The poor children's must escape Jackson hellish mansion! ^^
     
  3. UnknownProfile

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    By farm do You mean ranch? :D
     
  4. CoatlGames

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    hahahahaha, i laughed so hard, my belly hurts.. that generator is really funny .. here the ones i gathered

    Spirit of the Flatulence Project
    John Romero's Raccoon on Wheels
    Pagan Robot Wranglers
    Arcane Makeout Training
    Colonial Typing Conflict
    Magical Wedding Squadron
    Bizarro Railroad Apocalypse
    All-American Chicken Farmer
    Gothic Bible - 3rd Strike
    Amish Landmine Domination
    Narcoleptic Spork Warrior
    The Golf - Total War
    Masters of the Flatulence Pimps
    Prehistoric STD Collection
    Kinky Beach X
    Rocket-Powered Guitar from Mars
    Claustrophobic Chess Rave
    Religious STD Stadium

    you can go forever with this thing
     
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  5. lilymontoute

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    British Sex King...

    hahaha Kinect Nudist Pro


    ......Save Yourself from the Sex in the Salad Kingdom
     
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  6. justinlloyd

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    Way ahead of you:
    http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4910637/Zombies/WebPlayer.html

    You're a transvestite sniper in training or you're a sniper training to shoot transvestites? There's a big difference between the two styles of game play that were thoroughly explored in:

    Reading Foucault: Premodern desublimation and dialectic materialism in militaristic transvestiture sniper academies

    Linda Werther
    Department of Literature, University of Massachusetts, Amherst


    Stephen I. M. Long
    Department of Peace Studies, Stanford University



    1. Premodern desublimation and dialectic materialism

    “Truth is intrinsically used in the service of hierarchy,” says Marx. Foucault uses the term ‘dialectic materialism’ to denote the paradigm, and some would say the futility, of subsemioticist society.

    Therefore, the premise of dialectic materialism holds that art is used to reinforce the status quo. Lacan promotes the use of deconstructive libertarianism to deconstruct capitalism.

    But von Ludwig[1] implies that we have to choose between dialectic materialism and precultural capitalism. In Beverly Hills 90210, Spelling examines dialectic materialism; in Robin’s Hoods, although, he reiterates premodern desublimation.

    Thus, many constructions concerning the difference between truth and class may be discovered. The subject is interpolated into a dialectic materialism that includes language as a paradox.

    2. Discourses of collapse


    “Art is dead,” says Sontag; however, according to Hamburger[2] , it is not so much art that is dead, but rather the genre, and therefore the rubicon, of art. In a sense, Marx uses the term ‘dialectic materialism’ to denote not, in fact, narrative, but neonarrative. If premodern desublimation holds, we have to choose between capitalist deappropriation and precultural libertarianism.

    In the works of Smith, a predominant concept is the distinction between within and without. It could be said that the main theme of the works of Smith is the collapse, and eventually the futility, of textual sexual identity. Lacan’s model of premodern desublimation holds that the collective is fundamentally responsible for archaic perceptions of society.
    “Sexual identity is dead,” says Sontag. In a sense, the subject is contextualised into a dialectic materialism that includes consciousness as a reality. Foucault suggests the use of dialectic materialism to modify and attack class.
    The characteristic theme of Reicher’s[3] essay on precapitalist narrative is the common ground between sexual identity and class. However, the premise of dialectic materialism states that culture may be used to exploit minorities. McElwaine[4] suggests that the works of Smith are empowering.

    It could be said that the main theme of the works of Smith is the genre, and subsequent fatal flaw, of neocapitalist class. Bataille’s critique of dialectic materialism holds that narrativity is intrinsically meaningless, given that dialectic materialism is valid.

    But any number of theories concerning dialectic materialism exist. The subject is interpolated into a deconstructivist narrative that includes reality as a whole.

    It could be said that Lyotard uses the term ‘dialectic materialism’ to denote the role of the artist as reader. Debord’s model of the subcultural paradigm of context implies that language is used to entrench capitalism.

    Thus, if dialectic materialism holds, we have to choose between premodern desublimation and capitalist deconstruction. Lacan uses the term ‘dialectic materialism’ to denote the bridge between sexual identity and reality.

    In a sense, the primary theme of Drucker’s[5] critique of premodern desublimation is the role of the writer as observer. Sartre promotes the use of dialectic materialism to challenge sexism.

    But semanticist narrative holds that the establishment is capable of intention, but only if sexuality is distinct from language. Bataille uses the term ‘dialectic materialism’ to denote the collapse, and eventually the rubicon, of presemiotic class.

    3. Smith and dialectic materialism


    If one examines dialectic materialism, one is faced with a choice: either accept dialectic socialism or conclude that truth may be used to disempower the proletariat. Thus, Marx’s essay on dialectic materialism suggests that culture is capable of significance, given that the premise of dialectic materialism is invalid. The characteristic theme of the works of Smith is the common ground between consciousness and sexual identity.

    However, the subject is contextualised into a submaterial sublimation that includes narrativity as a paradox. Buxton[6] holds that we have to choose between dialectic materialism and capitalist socialism.

    Thus, Debord suggests the use of premodern desublimation to modify society. A number of narratives concerning not discourse, but neodiscourse may be revealed.
    1. von Ludwig, B. D. C. ed. (1993) Dialectic materialism and premodern desublimation. Schlangekraft
    2. Hamburger, E. (1979) The Burning Door: Dialectic materialism in the works of Smith. And/Or Press
    3. Reicher, D. P. U. ed. (1997) Premodern desublimation and dialectic materialism. Panic Button Books
    4. McElwaine, R. (1989) The Stasis of Society: Dialectic materialism and premodern desublimation. University of Georgia Press
    5. Drucker, I. D. ed. (1992) Premodern desublimation and dialectic materialism. Oxford University Press
    6. Buxton, W. (1981) Deconstructing Social realism: Sartreist absurdity, Marxism and premodern desublimation. Panic Button Books

    The essay you have just seen is completely meaningless and was randomly generated by the Postmodernism Generator. To generate another essay, follow this link. If you liked this particular essay and would like to return to it, follow this link for a bookmarkable page.

    The Postmodernism Generator was written by Andrew C. Bulhak using the Dada Engine, a system for generating random text from recursive grammars, and modified very slightly by Josh Larios (this version, anyway. There are others out there).
    This installation of the Generator has delivered 5283864 essays since 25/Feb/2000 18:43:09 PST, when it became operational.

    More detailed technical information may be found in Monash University Department of Computer Science Technical Report 96/264: “On the Simulation of Postmodernism and Mental Debility Using Recursive Transition Networks”. An on-line copy is available from Monash University.

    Also, this: http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/ ;)
     
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  7. jasonkaler

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    This thing's brilliant.
    No one's ever going to ask for ideas on what game to make next!

    Demonic Cowboy Crime Scene Investigation.
    Kung-fu Sandwich Patrol
     
  8. justinlloyd

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    It could be made 20% cooler by appending "Horror Survival FPS" or "MMORPG" to ever name generated.

    Demonic Cowboy Crime Scene Investigation Horror Survival FPS
    Kung-fu Sandwich Patrol MMORPG

    There, now it is totally jankified.
     
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  9. Rush-Rage-Games

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    Sooooo true! ;) lol
     
  10. ivanzu

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    Indiana Jones and the Plunger Master
    Night of the Sex Safari
    Inappropriate Vocabulary at the Olympics
    Create Your Own Terrorist 2K
     
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  11. fffMalzbier

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    College Shadow Conflict

    Sounds like cold war the school version.
     
  12. c-Row

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    Heavy Metal Hippo Gladiator
    No One Can Stop the Stunt Demolition
    Cthulhu's Moped Punishment
    Dynamite Badminton Through Time
    Boring Weight Loss Knights

    Those design documents practially write themselves! :D
     
  13. Micha-Stettler

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    Irresistible Grizzly Bear in the Middle East

    Also very nice:

    Jedi Deer Hunter Alpha
    Erotic Handgun Pioneer
     
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  14. Mauri

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    The Sims: Bedtime All-Stars
    The Castle of the Techno Saga
    World of Walrus Planet
    Robot Sewer Panic
    Yoshi's Police Zombies

    This name generator really rocks :'D
     
  15. McDev02

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  16. Jibidiah

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    "Everybody Loves the Furries, starring Mickey Mouse"

    I...I-I don't know what to say about this one... I just don't know.
     
  17. AdamOwen

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    That was just about the funniest 10 minutes I've had in ages, my girlfriend and I were in absolute stitches with some of the names that came up. Bookmarked!
     
  18. TehWut

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    Deadly Nudist vs. Capcom
    Amphibious Surgery Colosseum
    The Muppets Bobsled Bandit

    Sleazy UFO Paratroopers
    :megusta:
     
  19. hippocoder

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    Rise of the Conga Troopers
     
  20. bigcatrik

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    Super Blood Nation
    Rock 'n' Roll Fencing Championship
    Nighttime Mutant II
    First-Person Wedding Express
    Johnny Turbo's Weight Loss Returns
    Helicopter Army Bloodbath
    Mega Demon Stadium

    and the winner is . . .

    Vampire Octopus Unleashed
     
  21. Kafeen

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    Indiana Jones and the Dating Returns
    International Vampire Explorer
    The Muppets Mafia Palace
    Guitar Zombie Online (actually, I surprised no one made this yet)
    All-Night Office Uncensored (I don't want to know what goes on in their office)

    and finally

    Hip-Hop Spatula Rally

    Edit: okay, one more:

    Geriatric Goblin Legend
     
  22. tatelax

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    Educational Beat Boxing

    Electric Nudist Tactics

    Tony Hawk's Sewer Tycoon

    Attack of the Lawnmower Wranglers
     
  23. LordJulian

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    Did anyone even get a passable title out of the generator? My spleen starts to hurt from this constant laughing.
     
  24. UnknownProfile

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    "Kamikaze Hovercraft Rangers" is somewhat passable.
     
  25. Jibidiah

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    These names help me think differently and go on a random string of thoughts for an interesting plot twist in my game.
     
  26. JeremiahPena

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    Who needs to come up with a plot for their game? This does it all for you in a few words. :D

    Hillbilly Battleship in Space
    Mythical Mountain Climber Playhouse
    Retarded Dentist Dash (Rushing between patients while their teeth rot away! Mwahahaa!)
     
  27. jasonkaler

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    Lol. That's so doable. Go ride that asteroid, cowboy!
     
  28. Luke-Houlihan

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    True Crime: Transvestite Odyssey

    Hah!
     
  29. c-Row

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    I think we should run a competition. Everybody has to generate 5 names and come up with a game that fits one of them, and after four weeks we judge the results. :D
     
  30. dead1ock

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    Mexican Tetris of Might and Magic
    Kamikaze Dog Police
    Mystical Mushroom Shack
    Unremarkable Crowbar Onslaught
     
  31. Broken-Toy

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  32. Sir-Tiddlesworth

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    Intense Frog Anarchy, here I come!

    Actually... "The Quest for the Sex - Limited Edition" is better!
     
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  33. SaltSlasher

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    Imperial Wrestling Rescue and Erotic Sailboat Remix!
     
  34. UnknownProfile

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    Now if only we had that for MMOs... :p
     
  35. Sir-Tiddlesworth

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    If I made a game called "Hindu Hobo Trainer", who would play it?
    Or possibly even "Elmo's Dance Over Normandy"?
     
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  36. UnknownProfile

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    I would play the first. join the contest if you haven't already.
     
  37. taumel

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    How about Hindu Hobo Normandy, where you play a trainer named Elmo whos only weapons are aerobic moves he performs in order to nuke, charm or confuse all the attacking Hindus and Hobos who took over the Normandy for unknown reasons you have to find out whilst trying to survive?
     
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  38. Jibidiah

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    the more offensive a game potentially is, the more well-known it will be.
     
  39. taumel

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    We don't want to get rich and famous and get all the hot girls by offending people, not only.

    We also could turn this into a deep and rich story&character driven game where you have to do regular conversations as a psychologist with your patients. There are all sorts of patients like people who think that they are Hobos whilst being businessmen and so on. You have to help them, stabilise their psyche, take care of small sings in the conversations and through the right events, objects and argumentations you can collect in the game in your surrounding in your daily life also try to prevent some from commiting suicide. As the game goes on we learn more about Elmo and that we're playing through his memories when he once was a doctor.

    At some point he got depressed too much and tried to change his life and bought this rather shabby aerobic studio in order to meet more cheerful people and try to earn his living as a aerobic trainer. The game now jumps between these two timelines and for some weird reason he has seldom and unreal flashbacks where he seemed to was part of a secret research program called Normandy. His doctor can't help him beside of some pills. Elmo get's closer to a woman who attends his studio on a regular basis and after some time they rendezvous with each other. During a romantic dinner she also talks about her Hindu religion which suddenly triggers some heavy flashbacks in Elmo. Now the underlying story of the game gets more and more revealed. With the woman's help Elmo can't resist anymore and must find out what his flashbacks are about which turns into a rather heavy roller coaster...

    Something like this or we just turn the Hobos into Homos in concept #1?
     
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  40. TB0Y298

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    Boring WWII Battle << sounds boring -_-
    Battlefield - Fight for the terrible kingdom << okay???
     
  41. Blacklight

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    I remember this thread.

    Sensual Hovercraft of the Third Reich
    Ye Old Hobo Strike Force
    Unpleasant Transvestite Bandits
    In the Lost Kingdom of Spork Princess
    The Secret Weapon of the Frisbee Remix

    Good times.
     
  42. welby

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    "My Little Kabuki in My Pocket" !


    this is fun,...they should totally use this at those Game Jams,..



    Team 1..ok,.you get "Undead Bubblegum Warfare"! ,..GO!
     
  43. n0mad

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    This is incredible ... It might be a sign from the destiny ... Because I gave myself only one shot, one chance, one click.
    And what I got was :

    Undead Circus Massacre.
     
  44. Starsman Games

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    Hmmmm, the posibilities....


    Kamikaze Wheelchair Pro
     
  45. Dabeh

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    My brain has just exploded with possibilities.

    "African Alien from Mars"
    "Eco-Friendly WWII Thieves"
    "Alcoholic Katana Mania"
    "Jedi Sandwich Competition"
    "Everybody Hates the Zamboni Polo"

    After my current game for iOS is done; I will be using one of these names for a game. Don't you worry boys. That or another name from this.
     
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  46. Christiaan

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    lol i got "African ice machine"
     
  47. AndrewGrayGames

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    Daring Princess Paratroopers

    ...That could be arranged...

    EDIT: The generator upstaged itself just now:

    Cthulhu's Pony Gladiator
     
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  48. Somedays

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    We should have a competition. Someone generates a name that is silly and weird and everyone has to make a game based on that title within a week!
     
  49. Rush-Rage-Games

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    This!
     
  50. Seven

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    Okay i'll generate the name;

    Supreme Transvestite House


    Goodluck guys and girls! lol