Games NSFW Sticky Dildo Man is coming...

You know that recurring dream you have where you're a sticky ball and you keep rolling into dildos and stuff?

Or is that just me?

 

CAN YOU HANDLE THE GOLDEN DILDO!?

 

Well this is... creative. HAHAHA this is pretty darn funny whatever it is!

 

I'm gonna shoot confetti up my ass!

 

What have I done...

 

I am highly highly curious how this is still on the forums.... either way it is interesting as hell

 

"So what did you do today?"
"Nothing much, just did some splits on a tree."
"Oh cool."

 

Why not?
@Machineman is this
[Kickstarter] Smash My Polygons 2 ?

 

It's clearly NSFW. I'd suggest putting a NSFW tag into the thread title btw.

 

Ah Haha, finally found something creative in this forum.
The ball rolling mechanic reminds me of Katamari series.
Look forward to see how creative you gonna play with it more.

 

@Mauri How doth one puteth a NSFW tag on the thread title?
@Antypodish This is a brand new game with brand new dildos

 

I made a functioning keyboard and did what any sane person would do: write lewd messages.
I also made some AI to chase my fine a$$.

 

Are you going to add in an epic score?

I'm talking about music

 

Hopefully you won't cock this up.

 

@fcwedd ofcourse I would add in some epic Hanz Zimmer type music, but doesn't that cost money to license?
@hippocoder I don't know what you mean, maybe you're just dicking around.

 

So fun to watch Specially keyboard part after SHIFT

I see very relevant to the topic, sarcastic jokes here

For none comercial youtube vid no, youtube just will add adds. For game, licencing will be required.

 

@Machineman, I notice the character's movement looks like a blend of animation and floppy, ragdoll physics. Can you describe how you implemented this?

 

So fun to watch

 

@kdgalla I have answered this before, l just create a ragdoll then add constant forces on the pelvis and head (tweak until your ragdoll stand upright) then use forces to move. The legs locomoting is simply adding relative torque to the legs' constant forces on an interval.

I know, I'm a freaking genius.

 

Indeed. I would never have guessed the method you described would actually work so well (or at all, even). Nice work!

 

Thanks, don't forget to like and subscribe and hit that bell notification! lellelel

 

What on earth do you say when your mom or dad comes into your bedroom and that is on your screen?

 

Maybe is living alone

 

The only reason I ask, is THIS is a real world problem faced by many before and I want him to be prepared.

I was playing this when my mom walked into my room. I was not prepared to answer her questions and I didn't get any milk and cookies that day!

Spoiler: spoiler

https://store.steampowered.com/app/469820/Genital_Jousting/

 

FYI with a little polish this could be a steam best seller.

And with a little more polish the golden didlo could mimic real time screen space reflections

 

Yeah, be ashamed of playing with digital dildos, but having 0 issues, when shooting and driving over other people in games. Like if any of means anything.

I treat this thread game example, as fun satiric. Not adulty thing specifically (for no reason).

 

#mylife

 

You switch to porn. Easier to explain

 

There's a meme circulating around reddit at the moment although it has been around for a while now. It's called the 'Pepe the clown meme.' It is effectively the Pepe frog with a rainbow colored wig.

Anyway, the legend goes . . .

A guy walks into a psychologists office and says, "Doc, I need your help. I'm very depressed and don't know how to be happy." The doctor walks over to the window and points into the distance. He says, "You see that tent in the distance? It's a carnival that's in town. There's a lot of happy people there. You go there and find the clown. Every time I go there, this clown is always happy. You go there, talk to the clown and he will teach you how to always be happy, like him." The guy looks up at the doctor and says, "I am the clown."

 

That joke's well over a hundred years old.

https://www.historyextra.com/period/the-patient/

 

I was working on a hobby game a long time ago and thought some of the earlier iterations of it was sick as F*** so I decided to add it over to my current hobby project which is basically the same now as the old project's old version LUL

I don't know where to take this game, but it's super F***ing fun just running around and picking up S*** the thing the AI does where it towers is freaking hilarious.

 

@JamesArndt Ask and ye shall receive, amen.

1:01 is my favourite part

 

CHOO CHOOOO

 

Sticky.. knife ball?

0:22 Chop chop
0:39 Dildo Knife Ball

 

So pretty hnnnngggg...

 

Getting ready to raid Area 51...

 

More cowbell

 

Behold, the world's best game incoming to Steam! Tell your friends

 

some raw gameplay

 

I did it! I finally did it... *holds self with happy tears*
I have finished everything for publication and the game is now in "Coming Soon" mode on Steam (this is a requirement for 2 weeks before game is allowed to be bought).
Add it to your wishlist and get it on October 21st WOHOO!
https://forum.unity.com/threads/steam-sticky-dildo-man.753698/