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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Khyrid, Mar 29, 2013.

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    snail shells at the peasants, who
     
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    Kidnap the president and forces him to nuke
     
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    North Korea, who retaliates with young
     
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    deja vu invoking sentences.
     
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    In a flash back to level 1,
     
  6. UnknownProfile

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    The game ends again.
     
  7. dtg108

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    However, when the flashback ends, the game resumes at
     
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    Include fridges and bras, as well as the classic keyboard
     
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    that would even make Jim Carrey look
     
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    gay. Batman soon chews off of
     
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    the head of the president of
     
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    the Feminist Union of the nation of
     
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    poo, which btw smells like
     
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    your mom. If fat peoples' belly button sang a loud tune,

    this thread will be very awkward later on for the person who posts last and no one else posts
     
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    I can recommend a good doctor who treats colitis with fecal microbial transplantation and
     
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    Stomach stapling. The dog from level 1
     
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    Dies at the hands of




    I doubt it, it will eventually get locked.
     
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    a 3-humped zebra fish,
     
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    which loses a hump when it
     
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    recites a poem about
     
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    the large symphony of
     
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    top hats.
     
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    The moderator locks the thread because
     
  24. UnknownProfile

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    this game is actually an FPSMMORPGRTS, and
     
  25. GibTreaty

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    was finished before it started. Then one day Zynga
     
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    decided to make a clone of this game to
     
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    display their original content, but then
     
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    this thread was unlocked, and the game continued at
     
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    the point where it started, because a top hat
     
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    rode a triumvirate of
     
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    to the moon. This really is the
     
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    end of the game.
     
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    As the player leaves the game, the game suddenly starts with a secret extra level
     
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    that ends immediately, so the game
     
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    Then continued to the next level. Faulty coding
     
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    causes the game to crash.
     
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    Evolving into its abysmal form
     
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    - an Monkey Made of Poo. The player will burn any fat gained while playing the game
     
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    By excreting top hats. "Please
     
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    Don't kill me" it says as the player
     
  42. AndrewGrayGames

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    Presses Alt-F
     
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    to spawn a flurry of top hats
     
  44. xtremepman

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    And castrated rabbit zombies. Then the game becomes real
     
  45. AndrewGrayGames

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    and reality weeps for sheer
     
  46. imaginaryhuman

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    curtains. Big bird appears on-screen and
     
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    and chants, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn,"
     
  48. AndrewGrayGames

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    shortly before that one guy's weenis explodes. Later,

    You never know who hasn't heard that one yet.
     
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    the player realizes this was all an elaborate cutscene and
     
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    It wasn't even a game, but a movie.
     
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