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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Khyrid, Mar 29, 2013.

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  1. Code_Of_Honour

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    which was polluted with nuclear radiation, which gives him the power to
     
  2. smalldragon979

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    time travel and save the dinossaurs
     
  3. xtremepman

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    Back in the present, the human race
     
  4. AndrewGrayGames

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    watch youtube videos starring giant tarantulas
     
  5. landon912

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    Who play with kittens that
     
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  6. dtg108

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    are playing this game, which continues
     
  7. xtremepman

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    To scare the poo out of
     
  8. imaginaryhuman

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    The crowds of spectating mammoths who
     
  9. UnknownProfile

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    were cloned for the North Korean
     
  10. dtg108

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    missiles, that like
     
  11. AndrewGrayGames

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    Steak. If you drink the pink
     
  12. Jamster

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    certainly-not-poisoned branded poisoned milkshake you don't
     
  13. dtg108

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    die a stinky death. The game resumes at
     
  14. Khyrid

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    replicating itself and assimilating your family.
     
  15. AndrewGrayGames

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    "Your sister is a cyborg ninja
     
  16. dtg108

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    and father is a cyborg. Death comes
     
  17. UnknownProfile

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    and then leaves again. He's not smart.
     
  18. Khyrid

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    You wake, the game was a dream
     
  19. TylerPerry

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    " said the hobbit,
     
  20. AndrewGrayGames

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    While rolling a bacon-filled
     
  21. xtremepman

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    Rabbit testicle. The player confronts
     
  22. dtg108

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    a nasty horcrux, who likes
     
  23. imaginaryhuman

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    top hats and rabbit testicles
     
  24. xtremepman

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    On defeating them, the player is teleported to
     
  25. AndrewGrayGames

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    a super rabbit testicle that fires
     
  26. UnknownProfile

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    an endless supply of castrated rabbits, which
     
  27. AndrewGrayGames

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    Detonate. The Supreme Evil Overlord named
     
  28. dorpeleg

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    Bob, will have a power of over 9000!
     
  29. imaginaryhuman

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    Yet Bob is defeated by a sandwich
     
  30. dtg108

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    Made by his woman, who refused
     
  31. AndrewGrayGames

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    to play The New Super Mario Brothers. She wears
     
  32. xtremepman

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    A miniskirt made of Sellotape and
     
  33. chrisso

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    top hats.
     
  34. GibTreaty

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    Top hats
     
  35. imaginaryhuman

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    that flip open to reveal dancing
     
  36. dtg108

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    liam neesons that like to lick
     
  37. Khyrid

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    stuff. It turns out everything was fake.
     
  38. dtg108

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    When you find a game on your computer. It begins
     
  39. GibTreaty

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    a series of unfortunate events about a pet detective

    references to my favorite actor ;)
     
  40. dtg108

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    With a large pepperoni pizza
     
  41. Alf203

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    ,some fries and a soda, the player will be able to
     
  42. AndrewGrayGames

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    Steal the pizza but not the
     
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    pepperoni, as it was not properly
     
  44. AndrewGrayGames

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    Hexed; it was really a giant
     
  45. Alf203

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    clown with vampire fangs that
     
  46. AndrewGrayGames

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    Made out with Lindsay Lohan. In the
     
  47. UnknownProfile

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    dumpster out back, a squirrel decided
     
  48. Toasttify

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    I summed up until page 7

    This game will be about a dog with a whistle, that can summon flying air conditioners with a desert eagle that
    fires kittens and top hats. The enemies will all be emotionally ill and wear panties on their heads that can make
    video games. And in a twisted turn of events, the protagonist has a crushing fear of politically slanted satire on
    the internet.

    The player must defeat enemies by conquering their hearts and throwing giant deadly spiders and entering their
    subconscious's and discovering horrifying sausages that shoot. Compared to Skyrim, the world will be darker and grimmer
    than a Barbie movie, which, for some unbeknownst reason exists. Horses can roll over and levitate the rear half of their
    bodies, trying to befriend the player. Alas the main protagonist gets covered in horse. S***aki mushrooms when ever he
    saves the game and when ever he loads, he finds himself hungover with a server case of diabetes.

    The player levels up his powers by eating children noses which he pickles with a hint of mice and kittens that the
    crazy cat lady down the road owns, due to her divorce settlement to the crazy cat man. The cat lady drifts into solipism
    and is captured by a passing donkey peddler who is seeking a wise old man east of the Sahara, who likes to drink the blood
    of teens from Philadelphia.

    The game will run on toilet rolls, magical coal, and the broken dreams of indie devs from Philadelphia. The controls
    will make use of the rate of biking of the player to smell like cheese, and lick salty tears from their terrified faces.
    The GUI will be built from Unity 1.0. The game will be a Windows 8 exclusive, that advertises cookies and milk for sand
    boarding on top of whining mummies. The game will require you to stand up every 5 minutes and juggle with Easter bunnies
    riding a mentally challenged land eel. while riding you will be chased by a pope on a skateboard holding a photon
    plasma rifle who load up the nearby game causing a mass outbreak of ebola. Meanwhile angry caterpillars disprove
    Eulers fourth theory on how cats tickle cows in order to obtain illegal cough medicine from aliens.

    People like to kiss Hitler while Stalin isn't looking. When the stars align Cthulhu awakens and wreaks havoc in
    Planet zion, where Jesus evolved into Kim Jong Un and created top hats. The difficulty level will depend on the skill of
    the player. Your neighbor will lick Michael Jackson on the hat by growing a toenail made of peanut butter, while rubbing
    Michael Jordans purple floppy top hat made of self replicating nanites that become sentient and destroy everything
    related to the game thus causing The inevitable collapse of society as we know it. The game grans achievements to the player
    when the endgame occurs during a specific time the game obliterating its own existence. Identifying the enemy can be socially
    incomprehensible, given the many variation of the unicorn zombies hidden in secret top hats. When the player is attacked
    kittens reveal that they're ninjas and slowly knit the life force out of cakes and meatballs using sporks. The spondonifio
    arch-nemesis zombie grandmas easily by boogieing all night long. In Transylvania, the cheese they make can help you avoid
    over-confident Bowel movements. When the narwhals bacon, the setting will take place underneath the midnight city. They
    inhale helium and float into the heavens in which they perform giant magical rainbow farts.
     
  49. dtg108

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    to lick the toe jam of
     
  50. imaginaryhuman

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    her majesty the queen, who spits
     
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