Resolved How do I change the parent of an object

Edit: I'm actually blind to be honest, I set the wrong layer in the layermask I was using and I somehow saw the 'b' in the console as an 'a' and thought both the log statements were running. I'm stupid.

I'm trying to make a slime that absorbs things, but when I set the position, rotation, and parent of the block the slime it's absorbing, not a single thing changes.

Code (CSharp):

1. using UnityEngine;
2.  
3. public class BasicSlime : MonoBehaviour
4. {
5.     public float speed = 300;
6.     public float takeDelay;
7.     public float rotSpeed;
8.     public LayerMask playerBlockLayer;
9.  
10.     CharacterController controller;
11.     float nextFireTime;
12.  
13.     private void Start()
14.     {
15.         controller = GetComponent<CharacterController>();
16.     }
17.  
18.     private void Update()
19.     {
20.         controller.SimpleMove(transform.forward * Time.deltaTime * speed);
21.  
22.         transform.eulerAngles += new Vector3(0, 0, rotSpeed * Time.deltaTime);
23.     }
24.  
25.     private void OnControllerColliderHit(ControllerColliderHit hit)
26.     {
27.         Debug.Log("B");
28.         if ( Time.time > nextFireTime && hit.gameObject.layer == playerBlockLayer )
29.         {
30.             Debug.Log("A");
31.             nextFireTime = Time.time + takeDelay;
32.  
33.             hit.transform.parent = transform;
34.             hit.transform.position = transform.position + new Vector3(Random.Range(-5, 5), Random.Range(-5, 5), Random.Range(-5, 5));
35.             hit.transform.eulerAngles += new Vector3(Random.Range(-360, 360), Random.Range(-360, 360), Random.Range(-360, 360));
36.         }
37.     }
38. }
39.  

The two log statements run, but the block it's absorbing doesn't change at all.