Help me

I NEED GAME IDEAS

 

Two ducks battle for supremacy. One duck is 100 feet tall but can not fly. The other duck is regular duck sized but CAN fly and also shoots lasers out of its eyes.

You can thank me later.

 

In b4 close

 

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war. This doesn't matter to you, however, because you work at Best Buy. Repair computers while constantly dodging missiles and laser fire.

Just make my cheque out to cash.

 

You're a wizard with no arms, but you're REALLY hungry. Use your magical powers to levitate various sandwich ingredients into place in this physics based puzzle platformer.

Put me in the credits as Murgilod, Destroyer of Worlds.

 

Your best friend has been murdered and the only clue you have to find the killer is that they bludgeoned them to death with a specific breed of cat. Go undercover as a cat show judge to find the murderer.

Leave the money in unmarked, non-sequential bills in a briefcase in the park.

 

You may be blind, but that isn't going to stop you on your mission to stop the invading alien forces that appeared in the sky one day. Battle your way through a first-person shooter campaign with a variety of weapons. Whatever you do, don't shoot any civilians.

I also accept payments in dogecoin.

 

You're trapped on a mysterious island where you need to solve puzzles to progress, but you HATE puzzles. Use C4, sledgehammers, and all sorts of weapons to destroy the puzzles and the terrain in order to rid the world of that which you hate the most.

If cash, cheques, or dogecoin doesn't work for you, I also accept payment in Diet Dr Pepper.

 

Have you ever wondered what it's like to be a videogame controller? Well now you can find out in this thrilling game where you have to rumble the controller at just the right intensity to convey what's going on on-screen.

I'm literally coming up with these as I post them.

 

THE LORD OF DARKNESS HAS BEEN UNLEASHED AND HIS MINIONS ROAM THE EARTH. Take to the skies in your hot air balloon and attempt to drop bombs on them! Keep in mind, however, that you can't control the wind and you'll be blown around all over the place.

I'm very hungry right now.

 

An open world survival horror game with zombies and crafting.

 

Terrorists have placed bombs all around a construction site. Your job is to go around the structures defusing them.

 

Make a game about a guy trying to come up with a game idea.

The better the game idea the higher the score.

 

The guy can start implementing the game but then it becomes an endless programming session.

It's called The Demoralizer.

 

I want to play all of these, RIGHT NOW.

 

A game about nothing

 

I don't understand this, why would you get involved with game development if you can't even have your own crappy ideas?

 

You're a ghostly existence on a forum. You are fighting to save the world by creating the ultimate object of entertainment and you have to combat other ghostly existences and their attempts to drag you down. You get extra points for clever combo attacks, low points for one-step troll assaults. You can recruit comrades in arms, but some of them might be enemies in disguise. I'd suggest to make it a MMORPG.

 

There's a volcano which will erupt in 24 hours and a big countdown clock. Your goal is to stop it. There are various items on the island that you can drop into the volcano which make a satisfying poof as they are incinerated. None of them actually stop the volcano.

 

Im going to die of laughter! XD

 

I'm sorry but i made this for you guys to post these funny replies

 

Yesterday

• https://archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_msdos_games
• https://archive.org/details/atari_8bit_library_games

Today

• http://gamejolt.com/
• http://www.kongregate.com/

Tomorrow

• http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-best-ideas-video-games-that-will-never-get-made/
• http://inventwithpython.com/blog/20...f-game-mechanics-and-a-random-mechanic-mixer/
  
• http://ludumdare.com/compo/2015/08/19/a-have-created-a-list-of-game-ideas-covering-every-theme/
  
• http://awesomegameideas.tumblr.com/

And just in case this is for gaining experience first and foremost:
http://inventwithpython.com/blog/20...programming-49-ideas-for-game-clones-to-code/

 

Wrong forum. We have an entire forum dedicated to people that have ideas but can't make games.