Best way of uploading to android? I hate uploading to android

Compared to uploading to iOS, android has been absolute cancer to me. I'm export it to Android studio where I have to sign in (which is an annoying and stupid experience) but no app I've uploaded to there works. One crashes after the unity splash screen and the one doesn't give you an option to open it

My apps are called Hoopy Fish and Coconut Shy. You can try downloading them yourself (they're free) if it would help me diagnose what's going wrong

I really hate android, don't use it and don't care too much as to whether my apps work on it because the app store is vastly superior in every way but it'd be ok to have them on here

Any help appreciated, thanks

 

Can't you just "build and run" from the build settings in Unity ?

 

I don't have an adroid device. It works but when my app is on the android store it doesn't...

 

How are you testing it if you don't have an Android device?